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leanne Aug 21 '22

figure 1.0: a depiction of how fakepasta interprets tas appearance.

figure 1.1: fakepasta's true form.

welcome to the life of fakepasta! this is a forum subject about writing small, fictional tales about a "fictional" character called fakepasta. no hateful entries here please, we are all here to have fun!

this is also totally inspired by r/lifeofnorman. hehe.

illustrations above are by toha! thanks toha HAHDJDF

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rules:

> fakepasta are also known as the "impasta". haha because, word play. cue laugh track

> fakepasta are assumed to be a pack of cup noodles pretending to be a luxurious bunch of cooked pasta.
> fakepasta use pas/ta/tas neopronouns (in order to enforce the "fact" that pas are a pasta), but they/them pronouns are okay too.

> details of tas life may be changed for the subject of the story.
> continuity from/of one story to another is not required, but encouraged.

> past tense is preferred.
> please keep it family-friendly.

The Forum post is edited by leanne Aug 22 '22

strelka Aug 22 '22

Today fakepasta went to a rave for the first time ever. It was very loud and scary, and they did not enjoy it very much. The DJ said to "PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!" Fakepasta had trouble identifying which part of their anatomy was supposed to be an appendage of any sort, let alone anything remotely resembling a "hand"; they were nothing but tangled noodliness. They also had to watch out for flailing limbs and gyrating bodies, as everyone was so massive and they were so squishy and small. Worst of all was the awful music. It was the kind of music that made one want to stop having ears. Fakepasta did not even have ears, but they wished they had ears so they could wish that they could stop having them. The music was that bad. All in all, fakepasta felt, a night spent reclining in his cozy cup listening to his Tame Impasta records at low volume was more their speed.

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