User blogs

Although, it's harder than you'd think to create an article on Wikipedia. Most new articles today have to go through the WP:AFC trials first, and get approved by a few other editors.

Well, back in the early days, anyone could create an article. This lead to some pretty ridiculous pages and/or page titles, most of which were collated on this page: WP:DAFT.

Yes, these are all real page titles that existed on Wikipedia at one point.

* Amazing face on rock that looks like hitler

* Ant Tantrum (This article was deleted five times until it was finally restricted for creation (salted), only for the article to be unsalted, recreated, and salted again.)

* As a parent would you be willing to let your kids get a bat or shower right now fully clothed in their shoes and socks

* Ass full of knife

* Attraction to fictional characters

* Bazooka Folding bikes

* Beefstache

* BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY

* Big Fucking Sandwich

* Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA

* Blowing up Wales

* Body part wenis

* Box month

* Bukkacracy 

* Burying your Brother In The Pavement

* Butt munchers

* Camosexual ("one who is sexually stimulated by camoflage [sic] patterns in such a large manner that it directly interfears [sic] in ones everyday life")

* Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum

* Church of Sonic the Hedgehog

* Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo)

* Content was:

* Coolest person in the world

* CRAP! No One Loves Me

* Create new artcle (as well as "Create a wikipedia", "Crete wikipedia page", "Create my own artical", and "Create your own page")

* Cyber Bears

* David Smith (random 15 year old in Texas)

* Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

* DO NOT DELETE THIS PAGE

* Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong

* Earlobe fetishism

* Eat Your Parents

* Evil Tutorial

* Example Article Name

* First United Church of Cthulhu

* Fish repairs

* Five clicks to jesus

* Free down load asterix at the olympic games film

* Fruitcake5

* Garfield Comic Strips in Spanish

* Garlic eating men in Manhattan

* Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)

* GIVE IT TO ME NEIL

* Give me your bank account details (The page content was a picture of a fruit pudding.)

* GIANT WORM

* Goat tongue

* Graduates who cannot read their diplomas

* Hacking in the Philippines

* Hammer thingy

* HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER FUCKING HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR YOU PIECES OF SHIT GOD DAMNIT I JUST WANT SOME PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSE YOU FUCKS

* Helllo u random people

* Hello my name is amir

* Higle pigle monster mash

* History on space travel to venus

* Honey, We Disemboweled Grandma

* Horky Borky (Was a redirect to "Traffic congestion".)

* Hot article for your pleasure

* Hottest man in the world!!

* How can I eat raw scorpions without getting stung

* How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?

* How did early humans make canones?

* How do i stop my son from looking at picachu porn

* How old are cars?

* How tall was Albert Einstein

* How the prequels should have went

* How to be anorexic

* How to be gangster

* How to draw a horse

* How to Eat a Scorpion While it is Mating

* How to fly a donkey

* How to gain balls and be able to not freeze when the only open spot on the bus is next to a really really cute asian guy

* How to get high

* HOW TO REPAIR A DEAD PHONE?

* How to trick people into thinking you're a wizard

* How would you go about planning infrastructure to accomodate the growing Nigeria Population and wildlife?

* Hugging is Good for Your Health So Hug a Tree

* I am the king

* I Don t Want To Spend This Much Time On Pinterest Sign In Page. How About You

* I have my own page on facebook

* I have to write a stupid essay on this book and it is really hard so i am taking out my anger on it's wikipedia page

* I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

* I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A STUPID WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SITE THIS IS WHY NOBODY CITES YOU

* I like eggs

* I love you. I cant wait to be able to just touch each other and kiss. I wish we could spoon right now

* If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he gives it to 

* I'm a moron

* I'm A Non-Entity, Get Me Out Of Here

* Im a zombie

* Improper Fraction Arena

* Inappropriate touch tuesday

* Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained

* It's a Shame a Family Can Be Torn Apart by Something as Simple as a Pack of Wild Dogs

* Jeee (Was a redirect to "Jesus".)

* Jesus built the Pyramids

* King who died with a hot poker up the ass

* Koala attacks in Australia

* Lasagne Panel

* Latest Bollywood Movie Can t Stand Luv Storys Review

* Like this one

* Liquid chicken

* Little blue question marks

* Loco Fish Bang

* Look an eagle

* Los Angeles, Oregon

* Luke Stole My Handgun

Okay that's enough, I'll come back with a part 2 later. Hope posters and lurkers alike enjoy, lol.